Need help with speeches

My name is Malcolm and I have written over 3800 successful wedding speeches; let me take the stress away from you. I will write a wedding speech for you of up to 8 minutes, using your own details and built with loving care. The amount of humour is tailor made to your specification.

The turnaround time is usually 5 working days from receiving your details, please contact me first if you need a speech more urgently.